A birthday wish is a message or expression shared with someone to celebrate their birthday. It can be:

  • Warm and heartfelt (“Wishing you all the happiness in the world today and always.”)
  • Funny or playful (“Another year older, but still no wiser!”)
  • Short and sweet (“Happy Birthday! Hope it’s amazing!”)
  • Personal and meaningful, based on your relationship with the person.

🎉 20 Long & Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend

1. Happy birthday! I was going to get you something truly amazing, but then I remembered… you already have me. Honestly, how do I top perfection?

2. You’re not old. You’re just well-seasoned, slightly creaky, and full of stories nobody asked for. Happy birthday, legend!

3. Happy birthday! Another year older and still rocking it—like a chair, back and forth with weird noises.

4. You’ve officially reached the age where bedtime is the highlight of your weekend. Enjoy every nap and every slice of cake!

5. Happy birthday to someone who’s smart, funny, good-looking, and reminds me a lot of myself. Coincidence? I think not.

6. You know you’re getting older when your candles cost more than your cake. Don’t worry, I brought marshmallows—just in case it turns into a campfire.

7. On your birthday, remember: you’re not aging… you’re simply becoming a classic. Just don’t expect your parts to work like they used to.

8. Congratulations! You’ve survived another 365 days of my jokes, sarcasm, and random memes. That deserves cake, honestly.

9. Happy birthday! May your day be filled with joy, cake, and people pretending they don’t notice your age.

10. Another year down, and you’re still fabulous, funny, and slightly confused about where your phone is.

11. Happy birthday! You’re like a fine wine—getting better with age and occasionally making people sleepy.

12. Cheers to you, birthday star! May your wifi be strong, your coffee stronger, and your age unknown.

13. I’d bake you a cake, but that sounds like a lot of effort. So here’s a heartfelt message instead. Happy birthday, you amazing human!

14. Another year closer to becoming that person who tells the same stories at every party. Can’t wait!

15. Happy birthday! At your age, “getting lucky” means finding your keys on the first try.

16. If life is a rollercoaster, then birthdays are those slow climbs right before the scream. Buckle up and enjoy the ride!

17. You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a walking museum of awkward memories and bad decisions. Love that for you!

18. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as fabulous and unbothered as you pretending to be on a Zoom call.

19. Getting older means finally understanding why your parents always complained about “noisy kids” and “bad backs.” Welcome to the club!

20. Happy birthday! May your day be full of belly laughs, free cake, and at least one terrible dance move.